Hilarious summary by the WPost of tuesday republicans’ debate…im dying….

“Here, for example, is a distillation of Tuesday’s debate:

 Rick Santorum: Mitt, you’re a lying hypocrite, and I’m the only one here who cares about family.

Ron Paul: I’d eliminate the federal government and not even go to work.

Herman Cain: Nine apples, nine oranges, nine lives, whatever.

Mitt Romney: Shut up, I won already.

Rick Perry: I hate your guts, Mr. Vitalis, and I’m gonna take you down.

Newt Gingrich: Yadda-yadda-yadda. You’re all stupid.

 Michele Bachmann: I will hunt Mexicans with predator drones, and Barack Obama’s cake is cooked.”

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