Newt Leroy & Eldrick Tont: whats in a name?

Whats in a name? Eldrick Tont became Tiger again after the Presidents and Chevrons’ rounds. I think his legal name is Tiger now, which he wasnt anymore, somehow after the women and loosing.  It was sweet to see him at a new(t) best, many racist golf commentators just agonizing over his game and fitness. What did it matter all the bs sorrounding his womanizing? (Im shocked by how ordinary looking the women he had sex with were, except for the NYC club manager woman? She had an animal appeal. Arent there any decent looking hokers?) (Ill check:Rachel Uchitel, he lost boyfriend in 9/11). Too bad for Tigers’ family and his wife. No excuse for TW, no excuse for his wife.  Go on Tiger: forget Eldrick (why in the world did his dad name him Eldrick?).

“It’s only your name that is my enemy;
You are yourself, not even a Montague.
What’s “Montague?” It is not a hand, or a foot,
Or an arm, or a face, or any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What’s in a name? that which we call a rose
Would smell as sweet if it had any other name.
So Romeo, if he wasn’t called “Romeo,” would
Retain that dear perfection which he has
Without that title. Romeo, throw your name away;
And for that name, which isn’t part of you,
Take all of me” Act II, Scene II.

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Instead, Newt will always be Newt. Why was he named Newt? Newton? New town? fat salamander? I see him more like a fat elf. His father was Newton: hence Newt? What was Mitt dads’ name? How long it will be before Newt snares himself in a rant that will condemn his run for president (gasp!) Can one imagine Newt as president incesantly crowing about almost anything? It reminds me of a few ‘popular” scientists and journalists that never shut up, till they bite their tongues, many times, but one is enough.

I predicted Cains demise, Im predicting Newt will swallow his tongue in about a months length?. He is verbally incontinent. If it wont be his tongue it will be Callistas’ hair. Pages have been written already about this monstrosity. She looks ..ophidian.

ay callista

The combination of her wide thin lipped mouth, longish styled nose, the cold eyes and incredible hair (or is it a hood/) makes her deliciously wickedly impenetrable. No wonder Newt has to spend half a million bucks in diamonds (?) to get some honey. Probably of the S&M (?) kind. Callista in black vinyl…

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