Posts Tagged ‘cats’

No cats in hell

May 9, 2011

A very hot, naked, beauty girlfriend, recently hurled to hell, texted me:

“No cats in hell. Stop. Cerberus doesnt let them in. Stop. Thats one scary motherfucking dog. Stop. Thats why he is there to begin with. Stop. PS 1: Bring some Buds when visiting, thirsty as hell (and Hawaian Tropic). Over” PS 2: tell other atheists not to bring the cats here. Send them to Purgatory.

Cerberus catenemy n. 1